Meet Thy Lady Gertrude

Allow me to introduce mine self. I am Lady Gertrude of thine mother’s house. You can clearly see from my portrait that I grew up in the Renaissance. Fortunate as I am to have been immortalized in oil paints, life as a portrait can be an absolute bore, my dear. Which is why I hath taken it upon mine self to keep mine fellow portraits and I entertained. As a true lady, naturally I now host parties where I enjoy making my framed guests squirm whilst they indulge in juicy gossip, slightly and at times rampantly inappropriate humor, theatrics and more!

The best part? They hath no choice but to attend.. but you do. Stick around for exclusive content, new merchandise, my royal ramblings and a distraction from your daily routines. If you’re lucky, you might get to see the Bach Street Boyz perform something. A good morrow to you good sir or madam.

Be sure to read about my magnanimous creator: Lady Christina Connolly on the About Creator tab